When God Was Passing Out Brains....

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What a strange thought,
When I think what we've brought,
Ya know? What we've wrought.
Oh no! Now we're caught.

When they passed out brains,
We thought they said rain...
So, we ran and hid.
That's what we did.

We must be as sharp,
As a bowling ball,
The way we harp,
Excuses from all.

Dumber than a box of rocks!
At least one brick shy of a load,
Worse yet... lazy as a toad?
You bet!

When God was passing out brains,
We thought She said trains,
And, asked for a slow slugger.

When God asked if we'd like a brain,
We thought She said rain,
And, we ran for cover!
How can we ever recover?

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